so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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