That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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