do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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