I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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