Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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