some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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