Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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