On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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