Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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