Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
