We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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