He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
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