Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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