none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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