i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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