My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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