you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Couch. On fire.
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