chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Couch. On fire.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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