Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Randomize
