we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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