I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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