I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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