He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize