i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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