whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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