It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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