Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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