Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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