Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Your penis caused this!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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