just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
