There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
they need to just BURY HIM!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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