his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
There was a lot of him and a little penis
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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