I think scott just propositioned me for sex
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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