I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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