It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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