My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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