If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I still have a little drunk in my system
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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