he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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