You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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