im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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