So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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