Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
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