Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
