Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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