my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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