I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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