at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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