ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I could have mohawked her pubes.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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