Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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