hell yes lets make some ravioli
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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