It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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