He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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