so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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