Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
