when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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