do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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