It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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